solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."
-Winston Churchhill
citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor

thefourteenthdoctor:

1dfangirlpreferences:

thefourteenthdoctor:

zeustreats:

jesuschristvevo:

i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?

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tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

soradiesinkh3:

ourtimeorg:

Ever notice how the people calling millennials lazy are the ones offering unpaid internships?

OOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo

soradiesinkh3:

ourtimeorg:

Ever notice how the people calling millennials lazy are the ones offering unpaid internships?

OOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo

fruitsofapathy:

SPRING JOKES.

On a side note, I really hate Tumblr’s lack of photoset options.

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell